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Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
settle down there Thor
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my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
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i just read gay porn
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“Ratvocats” part 2!! For part 1, see here
Rats are intelligent, affectionate, clean animals. They have a bad rap because of the actions and reputations of their wild cousins but they make amazing pets that love to play, learn tricks, and cooperate for photoshoots :) Domestic rats are used extensively in scientific testing that saves and improves millions of human and animal lives. Their wild African cousins are used to sniff out landmines to make our world a safer place. Rats follow us wherever we go and the similarities between our species and theirs are striking. Before you judge a rat for its name, get to know one and I guarantee your opinion of them will improve!
Please don’t rip this image off onto Imgur or Facebook or anything without my source! I worked really hard to get these pictures - feel free to link to karasratworld or this picture link specifically.
Many thanks to damn-i-love-hot-pockets, darkseductions, justgottabrux, sahara-edition, and mutedmirth for all your wonderful suggestions and inspiration. <3
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decimatedbyfeels:AmazingPhil: 2006 - Present
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condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus
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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
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tumblr gets technical
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i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it
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This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.
They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.
